Stories

Okay, today I have a couple of stories to share with you.

First we start off with my Uncle Curtis. He called me the other day & had a huge bone to pick with me about what he bought on Christmas morning that delayed the present opening. I want to state for the whole Internet that Uncle Curtis also bought crescent rolls for our Christmas dinner. He also didn't want to go out, but we made him. Happy now U.C.

Second, Ellie is very mean to her Mommy. Last night as I was getting ready to cook dinner I couldn't find Ellie. Thoughts were running through my head that you don't even want to know. I screamed her name so loud & so much that Logan was holding his ears, & my throat was sore. I went back upstairs for the 200th time & said Ellie come here I have candy. Ellie then proceeds to say, "Candy" & crawls from under the day bed. I have never wanted to kill & love on somebody at the same time as I did then.

Third, Ellie is still mean to her Mommy. While I was cooking dinner she wanted me to put her princess dress on. I couldn't right then because if I did she would have salmonella all over said princess dress. Her feelings got hurt & she ran out of the kitchen to Logan. I then heard her tell Logan that Mommy hit her. Logan then came into the kitchen & proceeded to yell at me not to hit Ellie. I'm sorry Mom, but I have to say it, what a little shit:)

Fourth. My Dad gave me chocolate syrup & Captain Morgans for Christmas. That's it:)Fifth, I just like the picture of me & Chris. The End