Wednesday, July 18, 2007

I'm Glad I Didn't Have to Call an Ambulance

So, some of you might know that I have been working out & on a diet. I am doing pretty good & have lost 10 lbs. Well today I decided to go through my drawers & find things to give to Goodwill & things that didn't fit me 30 days ago, and would now. I was amazed at all the crap I had, & I now know that I probably have about 50 black tank tops.

Speaking of the tank tops, I found a cute black one(I know, right) that is a size Medium. I thought to myself I WILL wear that tank top tonight. I put the kids to bed, took a shower & looked at my cute tank top. I then proceeded to put said tank top on. I could not get it below my shoulders.

I panicked a little & Eric wasn't home so I didn't kn0w what I was going to do. I tried to pull at it, but my arms wouldn't go that far up my back, & it was stuck in the front. I looked at a pair of scissors to cut it off, & if that didn't work, maybe the jaws of life. I was desperate. Then a light bulb went off, HANGER.

I used a wire hanger to help pull my tank top down. I am wearing this tank top right now as I am typing this. I really hope I can get it off. If not next time I see you & I am wearing a black tank top, please be kind. I might be a little sensitive about it.

3 Comments:

Blogger andrea said...

Maybe you should bejewel it, and then it would be sparkly and pretty!

4:40 AM  
Blogger Alice said...

OMG! That sounds like something I would do!!!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Grover Thomas Jr. said...

I am behind on reading Blogs and Cathy told me I had to go read the Jaws of Life post. You are just too funny.

8:30 PM  

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